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20 Dec



Posted by: Peter Paley

Enough about mortgages!  Time to have some fun with our top 10-holiday jokes!

  1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ❄️🏋️‍♂️
  2. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly! 🍪😄
  3. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite! 🐾❄️
  4. Why did the Christmas cookie go to therapy? It was feeling a little crumby about itself! 🍪🛋️
  5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes! 🥄❄️
  6. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”! ❄️🚲
  7. Why did Santa take music lessons? Because he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills! 🎁🎶
  8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! ❄️🧛‍♂️
  9. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose! ❄️🥕😄
  10. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim! 🌲✂️

Feel free to share these jokes with family and friends for some holiday laughter! 🌟😄

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